2015 Bonspiel for Literacy
Twas the night before curling…
I was having some wine…
Thinking… man those Frontier ladies are fine!!!
I got up at 7…
Grabbed my broom… And a beer…
Hoping it would make my skipping more clear…
I arrived amongst friends… old… and new…
Dean Waddell was there! And offered a brew!
Some folks began stretching… that’s likely smart…
The ladies were oogling my boy Richard Hart…
Ryan Fry had his gold, people looked in awe….
mike harris meantime? Couldn’t make a draw…
my name is Bryan Mudryk…
it’s my 2nd time here…
litercey is important…
that’s very clear…
I still get confused with your or you are…
But I know Frontier can make me a star…
Back to the curling…
The first games went great!
I found the bar,
But couldn’t find my weight.
The piper led us out for the playoff round…
In curling? Nothing beats that sweet Scottish sound…
Every time we won,
People got suspicious…
But how could I lose?
I was playing with Delicious!
We posed for photos…
Dean hogged all the scotch…
But I guess that beats hogging the rocks…
I played with Michelle and saw Dean’s sister Lee
who cracked the sportscenter top 10 curling booty…
I ran into Meredith…
She said “hey you old bloke”
How about this year no rob ford jokes?
I Said no problem…
But whats with this poem?
Can’t I just write it when I get home..
She laughed and said you’re a great reader…
And by the way TSN is STILL Canada’s Sports Leader.
You opened your wallets…
The college is a winner…
There’s nothing better amongst friends
Than wine and a great dinner…
So the curling is done…
Laughs are being shared…
But more importantly?
You’ve showed that you care!
We’ve come together for a wonderful cause….
Just one act remains!
Cue the charity applause!
Thank you!